Gentoo Solves Everything

You're sitting there, blue screen of death.
Using win10 is like joining Geth.
So right now I will advise you:
why don't you just install Gentoo?

Drivers failing, connection's weak.
I thought you got off your drinking streak?
You just need an OS that strikes true?
Why don't you just install Gentoo?

You hate yourself? You want to die?
Well instead of shriveling up to cry,
you could just find something useful to do:
why don't you just install Gentoo?

Your spouse has left, you're done with life,
you're bankrupt, all you've got: a knife.
The tip pointed at your chest, aimed true.
Why don't you just install Gentoo?